Bench

My little pony: Benching is magic

RULES OF BENCH:

1.) Bench is best bench.

2.) It's just bench (not A bench, not THE bench, just bench).

3.) REMEMBER WHAT YOUR ALARMS MEAN.

4.) If you think you can make a kazoo out of that, you are          benched.

5.) I love bench.

LEVELS OF BENCH:

0.) Welcome to bench.

1.) Benched.

2.) Right proper benched.

3.) Benched as fuck (danger zone).

4.) Dumb benched (don't go here).