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Latest revision as of 02:36, 6 August 2016
The banana is the most wily of fruits. Not much is known about this mysterious being, but presented below is a compilation of facts that Berrytubers have managed to compile concerning bananicus miraculous, or the magical dancing banana fruit.
1. Banana's are allergic to garlic. They are also nocturnal, drink blood, and burn under direct sunlight, which leads many to mistake them for vampires. The primary difference, however, is that they will not die upon having a wooden stake shoved through their heart. This is, of course, because bananas have no heart.
2. Banana's were the first fruit to colonize Mars. Many oranges in the astronomy community attempt to dispute this fact, however conclusive evidence pointing to bananas' superior propulsion technology in transplanetary exploration vehicles leads experts to believe banana colonies on the red planet predated orange colonies by almost 2 years.
3. Pele was a banana.
4. Banana's are flammable, float in water, conduct electricity, and are between 20 and 30% alcohol by volume.
